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Pat’s Graduation Speech 2014

By on April 30, 2014 in See It Here

It’s the time of year when high school and college students celebrate this thing called “graduation” and for some weird reason they always have someone appear to offer advice when nobody in the audience, including parents, has any interest in what they have to say. When I sat at Elston High School, I think the speaker was the school superintendent and I have no idea what he said. I just didn’t care. That’s because everyone just wants to get out of there and not look back until ten years later when someone mentions “reunion.” And having attended one or two, the graduation speaker is never mentioned at a reunion because (1) they’ve been forgotten and (2) they’ve been forgotten.

Of course this has never stopped someone from going on and on for an hour with real-world observances for the newcomers. A graduation speech has always been about “look at me” rather than “look at you.”

Now, I haven’t been asked, which is a credit to America’s school system, but my speech would be brief. In fact, here’s my take on how you face the world in 6 steps:

  1. Don’t show up to a job interview without wearing socks.
  2. Your diploma says nothing about what you know. Instead, it says you were able to sit through a place you didn’t want to be in and learn something you didn’t care about that was probably not going to be useful at any moment in your life. But, this is a quality that has always proved worthwhile in the real world. Always look at the big picture and know the reason we’re here today is to learn something we weren’t aware of yesterday and apply it to tomorrow. It’s called humility.
  3. You may have gotten straight A’s and become a member of the National Honor Society but that is not going to mean a darn thing once you leave school. The real world isn’t about memorizing the past; it’s about seeing the “now” and how you can make it better. Which bring me to the next point:
  4. We are here to make the world better than had we not been here in the first place. Otherwise, why go through all of these years trying to stay on the right side of the soil? Make a difference. Remember all those talks in dorms or in high school or after too many beers about “why-am-I-here?” Well, this is the answer. And, it has never changed, despite all the experts you watch on informercials every Sunday morning selling juicers or vacuum cleaners or Jesus. How do you do it?  Well, start with “pay it forward.” Watch what happens.
  5. When someone starts pointing fingers and wants an argument about the role of government in our life or if Bill Wade passed to Gale Sayres so often that the opposing team always knew what to do or if  Yoko really did break up the Beatles, remember these words: “It’s not you against me. It’s you and me against the problem.”
  6. Stop wearing baseball caps backwards.

Life is not difficult but if you’re stupid, things can get complicated. Good luck out there but know luck only has a small role in what happens next.

By on April 22, 2014 in See It Here

April 22, 2014

Circling the Circles

When I was attending Indiana University and majoring in journalism, there was an “elective” in the class schedule that focused on the meaning of rock and roll songs. This was a no-brainer (yes, a play on words) so I took the class, only because the interplanetary rock collecting class was full.

Remember, this was the ’70’s. There were lots of classes like that. While we’re on the topic, there was a class on violence in Shakespeare and we spent an entire semester on the Bard’s 1602 tragedy, “Troilus and Cressida” where something like 18 people are killed in the first act. The class became an incomplete because the prof killed himself while grading papers.

OK, back to the story I’m trying to tell.

I was also working at a radio station playing albums on Saturday nights (it was called AOR at the time which stood for “Album-Oriented Rock” but I chose a lower-rent version called “All Over the Road”). Program directors of radio stations in college towns don’t listen on Saturday nights so I played whatever worked with the moment.

I had come across an album by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen and figured right away this was worthy of airplay, just because their name sounded cool. There was a tune called “Down to Seeds and Stems  Again” that was a mix of bluegrass and rock that I knew would work with the audience. Look, it’s a Saturday Night in a college town and people who weren’t out drinking were listening to the radio and sharing doobies, (not the brothers).

It became a popular tune and I remember playing it more than once during my three-hour shift and getting phone calls from the same voices saying “wow, that sure sounds familiar.” I suggested they may have heard the tune an hour earlier and there was always that wonderful slow-motion pause as the wheels turned to put 2 and 2 together in order to equal 5.

I liked the words and used it in the meaning of rock and roll songs class.

“I saw your other man today, he was wearing my brand new shows, and I’m down to seeds and stems again, too.”

I wrote a paper saying this was someone who had lost everything and was suddenly faced with the basics and looking at the big picture: “who am I-why am I here and WTF do I do now?” The prof gave me a “C” saying I completely missed the theme and this was about someone saying when they feel bad, they smoke dope and the song is about realizing they’re at the bottom of the bag with nothing usable. Everyone in the class agreed. I was a nitwit. I mentioned it on the air to my radio audience and they agreed with the class.

Jump ahead 30 years. I’m interviewing Bill Kirchen, lead guitar player for the Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen at a bar in Annandale, Virginia for a story about his being nominated for a Grammy Award (I remember him saying he’d been “Graminated  for a Nommy”). When I told him about my college class experience the room turned cold real fast. “It’s about dope,” he said looking straight at me. “It’s about going through life and realizing you’ve got no dope left.” He paused and then smiled. “But yeah,” he added, “there’s nothing wrong with the other way.”

I’ve been told I think too much but those words written by Shakespeare or Commander Cody are done for all of us. Don Henley of the Eagles was once asked what the words to “Hotel California” mean and he answered, “whatever it means to you is fine by me.” Put another way, that phony rock and roll professor at Indiana University should have given me an “A.”

By on April 22, 2014 in Writing

April 22, 2014

Circling the Circles

When I was attending Indiana University and majoring in journalism, there was an “elective” in the class schedule that focused on the meaning of rock and roll songs. This was a no-brainer (yes, a play on words) so I took the class, only because the interplanetary rock collecting class was full.

Remember, this was the ’70’s. There were lots of classes like that. While we’re on the topic, there was a class on violence in Shakespeare and we spent an entire semester on the Bard’s 1602 tragedy, “Troilus and Cressida” where something like 18 people are killed in the first act. The class became an incomplete because the prof killed himself while grading papers.

OK, back to the story I’m trying to tell.

I was also working at a radio station playing albums on Saturday nights (it was called AOR at the time which stood for “album-oriented rock” but I chose at lower-rent version called “all over the road”). Program directors of radio stations in college towns don’t listen on Saturday nights.

I had come across an album by Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen and figured right away this was worthy of airplay, just because the name sounded cool. There was a tune called “Down to Seeds and Stems  Again” that was a mix of bluegrass and rock that I knew would work with the audience. Look, it’s a Saturday Night in a college town and people who weren’t out drinking were listening to the radio and sharing doobies, (not the brothers).

It became a popular tune and I remember playing it more than once during my three-hour shift and getting phone calls from the same voices saying “wow, that sure sounds familiar.” I suggested they may have heard the tune an hour earlier and there was always that wonderful slow-motion pause as the wheels turned to put 2 and 2 together in order to equal 5.

I liked the words and used it in the meaning of rock and roll songs class.

“I saw your other man today, he was wearing my brand new shows, and I’m down to seeds and stems again, too.”

I wrote a paper saying this was someone who had lost everything and was suddenly faced with the basics and looking at the big picture: “who am I-why am I here and WTF do I do now?” The prof gave me a “C” saying I completely missed the theme and this was about someone saying when they feel bad, they smoke dope and the song is about realizing they’re at the bottom of the bag with nothing usable. Everyone in the class agreed. I was a nitwit. I mentioned it on the air to my radio audience and they agreed with the class.

Jump ahead 30 years. I’m interviewing Bill Kirchen, lead guitar player for the Commander Cody & His Lost Planet Airmen at a bar in Annandale, Virginia for a story about his being nominated for a Grammy Award (I remember him saying he’d been “Graminated  for a Nommy”). When I told him about my college class experience the room turned cold real fast. “It’s about dope,” he said looking straight at me. “It’s about going through life and realizing you’ve got no dope left.” He paused and then smiled. “But yeah,” he added, “there’s nothing wrong with the other way.”

I’ve been told I think too much but the point is, those words written by Shakespeare or Commander Cody are the same and the audience decides what they mean.

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