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Pat Piper has made a career learning something new. As a journalist in the news business, “something new” occurs every hour so he’s becoming an expert at understanding stuff he never thought about. Learning became a common word in “Future Talk: Conversations About Tomorrow” (Warner Books), the popular book he ghostwrote with Larry King as […]

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Peter Piper, the Picked Pet Cat

Peter Piper, the Picked Pet Cat

By on May 4, 2013 in Writing

My dad’s name was Peter Piper. I never really thought much about it until I got to first grade and all the kids in Miss Miller’s class started in about picking “a peck of pickled peppers.” My dad never mentioned this so I was waiting when he got home from work, trying to understand why everyone was laughing about his name? He listened, sat down, pulled out a cigarette, took a sip of his gin martini and sighed. “They think it’s funny and that’s OK, “ he told me. “Laugh with them.”

Peter the cat

Peter Piper the cat

The alliteration stopped a few days later.

When I was in college and having a conversation with people, the topic of “parents” would eventually come up and the same thing started all over again. “Your father’s real name is Peter?” I followed the advice given earlier and said, “Yeah, he had the name before I met him.” The conversation then moved to other pressing issues like was Thomas Hobbes really that down on the human condition? I was beginning to understand why he thought that way but, well, let’s get back to Peter Piper.

When my wife and I went to the Arlington County animal shelter to find “an orphan of the storm” a paw reached out of a cage. It turns out his name was “Peter.” This happened the day before Thanksgiving and while filling out the paperwork, I was asked what the full name was going to be of the cat?

“Peter Piper,” I said innocently.

The lady put her pen down and glared.

“Look, it’s the day before Thanksgiving. I’ve been here for ten hours already and you’re the last person I’m doing before we close for the holiday. Let’s try this again: what’s the name of the cat?

Let’s just say I had to pull out my driver’s license. Everything went fine after that.

Those Erie Canal Moments

By on May 3, 2013 in Writing with No Comments

America’s great canal system offers an inspiring history, friendly locals, a string of charming towns, and vast vistas that will make you want to stop, slow down, and in some cases, duck.

The locks at Lockport, New York, shown in a 1905 postcard.

The locks at Lockport, New York, shown in a 1905 postcard.

“Can you imagine how audacious this idea must have seemed?” says Peter Welsby, gazing at the rock walls on either side of us, that, two centuries ago, were dynamited to build the Erie Canal. Welsby is at the helm of Stasia Louise, the DeFever 44 trawler owned by friends Tom and Paula Blanchard. We’ve just crossed the Genesee River south of Rochester, New York, chugging west toward Buffalo, musing about what it must have been like, in 1808, when New York City Mayor Dewitt Clinton first suggested a canal. “It was just forest and Indians out here,” says Welsby, “and the mayor was saying, ‘Sure, we can do this.’ When you look at the political climate now, could we even accomplish something like this today?”

Welsby, a member of the Erie Canalway National Heritage Corridor Commission, and Tom Blanchard, chairman of the Erie Canal Heritage Fund, are among a group of professionals donating their expertise to ensure that the history behind the building of this monumental 363-mile canal isn’t forgotten in this ramped-up, need-it-now world.

The locks at Lockport, New York, how they look today.

The locks at Lockport, New York, how they look today.

In 1808, Mayor Clinton looked past every naysayer a common occurrence when you’ve got that job and announced he wanted to build a waterway from Buffalo on Lake Erie, to the Hudson River. Clinton knew what he was in for, and soon newspapers had stories about “this dumb idea,” calling it “Clinton’s Folly” while offering lyrical comments such as: “In the big ditch will be buried the treasury of the state, to be watered by the tears of posterity.”

For nine years Clinton made his case, trying to convince folks that New York City could become an importer and exporter of goods from America’s interior, using a canal. But there was a formidable challenge the “Dumb Idea Club” seized upon: Buffalo happened to be 564 feet higher than Albany. “How would you handle that one?” they carped. Add to this, Thomas Jefferson turned Clinton down as well, telling him to come back in 100 years. The state of New York was on its own. Mayor Clinton eventually became Governor Clinton, and guess what happened next.

On July 4, 1817, shovels went to work in Rome, New York, with one group facing west and the other group facing east. Eight years later, they completed a canal that was 40 feet across and four feet deep. Clinton made it a point to ride the new waterway to Buffalo, scoop two casks of water from Lake Erie, and carry it back to New York Harbor where he poured Lake Erie into the Hudson River. But the naysayers wouldn’t let it go, saying the $7 million cost to build what they were now calling “Clinton’s Ditch” was money down the drain. Well, just a few years later, the Erie Canal had paid for itself through the use of tolls. Whereas travel by horse-drawn wagon had once cost $100/ton and taken two weeks on the road, travel through the canal now cost $10/ton and could be completed in three-and-a-half days.

Read more of Pat’s story at Boat U.S.

Olympia Dukakis and Her Husband Tackle Type 2 Diabetes Together

By on May 3, 2013 in Writing with No Comments

Three days after a routine physical last November, 84-year-old Louis Zorich was called by his doctor and told that he had type 2 diabetes. The first words out of the seasoned actor’s mouth were “There’s been a mistake.” Louis, who’s been married to Academy Award-winning actress Olympia Dukakis for 47 years, proceeded to explain (incorrectly) to his doctor, “Men don’t get diabetes. My three brothers don’t have it, but my mother had it….It may be genetic, but only the female side of my family can have diabetes.”

Olympia Dukakis

Olympia Dukakis

Louis’ doctor patiently explained that diabetes affects both men and women, that it does have a genetic component, and that he was writing Louis a prescription for a pair of standard oral type 2 medications.

When Louis gave the news to Olympia, she immediately thought of its possible genetic consequences for their three children. “My first reaction, when Louis told me, was that we needed to let our children know,” she told Diabetes Health. “It’s important because it’s a ‘preview of coming attractions,’ and they may develop diabetes later in life. Age 65 to 70 seems to be when it hits a lot of people.”

Recent studies confirm Olympia’s estimate: 18.4 percent of people age 65 and older are diagnosed with diabetes. But even more telling is another set of numbers: Seven out of ten people 65 and older have diabetes or prediabetes (glucose levels that are too high, but not high enough to diagnose type 2), but half of them don’t know it. This means that their bodies are already being stressed and possibly damaged as a result of high blood sugar.

After their children were made aware of the diagnosis, Olympia and Louis kept to their busy schedules. He began rehearsals for the Classic Stage Company’s off-Broadway production of Uncle Vanya, and she continued shooting scenes for an upcoming film and traveling to support causes or receive awards. But they both thought about the fact that if Louis have not been screened during a routine doctor visit, they would never have known about his diabetes.

“I was astounded by the fact that so many people our age aren’t aware that they can be screened for diabetes at no cost, through Medicare,” Olympia recalls, “Louis and I weren’t.” Since 2005, Medicare has provided free screening for anyone age 65 and older who has a diabetic risk factor (obesity, overweight, a family history of diabetes, high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or a history of gestational diabetes). Unfortunately, only 10 percent of seniors take advantage of the free screening. Working with Novo Nordisk, both Louis and Olympia have taken leading roles in getting the word out to seniors about asking for a glucose screening. In fact, there’s a website that puts it all in three words: askscreenknow.com.

Looking back, Olympia recalls that her husband’s behavior had changed before his diagnosis. Although she hadn’t been concerned at the time, in retrospect she quickly connected the dots and realized that he hadn’t been the Louis she knew. “I can tell by looking at him,” she notes. “Now he is much more available in terms of what’s really happening. Before, I started to hear him say that he didn’t want to go to such-and-such a place or that he was too tired. I asked him about it [at the time], and we both agreed that it was probably the result of other medications he was taking. This has all changed during the past seven months.”

Read more of Pat’s story at DiabetesHealth.com.

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